When it comes to flirting in Egypt, things can get.... weird. Most of our 'mo3aksat' don't even sound like they're meant to flatter, and some downright don't make sense.

Here are some Egyptian pick-up lines that make us squint and squirm.

1

Are large tins of butter meant to be attractive? How am I meant to respond? Umm, you're like a clump of jam.

2

I don't date felons, though.

3

I'm more of a skimmed milk person, thanks.

4

Yeah.... I'm not into dusty dirty dancing.  You're not exactly King Tutankhamun, anyway.

5

You just called my mom an insect.

6

I see what you did there.  But yeah, no.

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From one creep to another.
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By Salma Thanatos Rizk