Oh to be young again; oh to go back to a simpler time when rent, work and responsibility were abstract notions that were confined to your parents' arguments; a time where your most pressing of concerns would revolve around crushes and cafe-outings. They say that if we're to build Egypt's future, we needn't look further than our young minds. But if anonymous Facebook page, AUC Confessions, is anything to go by, we're in for a rocky few decades. Youth is fleeting, weirdness is eternal...

1. This dude must be a goalkeeper...

2. Amen...

3. The struggle is real...

4. It's difficult to disagree with the comments here...

5. We hear all the girls hang out in CPO8...

6. Fera7' Koki, kol el nas bey7ebooki...

7. Us too, sister - us too...

8. "Wiggle, wiggle wiggle!" What a terrible song.

9. Has this guy never heard of something called, THE BRO CODE?

10. We need to stop vilifying women who wear trousers.

11. Depends on how good-looking she is, obvs...

12. Winner.

For more insight into the complex lives of AUC students, click here. Ta7ya Masr.