via Kyiv Post

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and all love birds are about to take over the streets with giant teddy bears and obnoxiously huge bouquets. But don’t fret and text your ex; save yourself from cupid’s apocalypse and find a safe place to hide during this weekend. Lucky for you, we’ve discovered numerous events that are safe and couple-free. So, check out this weekend guide’s list and join the other lone wolves during this challenging time of the year!

Thursday

Tarabband & Mahib at Cairo Jazz Club

Start the weekend with friends before your partner calls you for Valentine’s date. Trap Shaabi beats from Mahib’s debut with the Tarabband will keep you on the dance floor till late!

Mohasseb at Cairo Jazz Club 610

Start the weekend with one of Egypt’s best DJs. Then, expect another unforgettable night from Mohasseb’s usual masterful sets.

Attyat Sayed at Picasso Art Gallery

Attyat Sayed is bringing another collection of her unique art to Picasso Art Gallery. The exhibit is available starting February 7th until the 27th.

For more info, click here.

El Dessouki Fahmi at Picasso Art Gallery

Witness the beauty of El Dessouki Fahmi’s charcoal work at the Picasso Art Gallery starting this week. His new collection features many expressive pieces that centre around figure sketching. The exhibit is available beginning the 7th of February in Hall 2.

For more info, click here.  

Open Mic at Room Art Space Garden City

The jokes you make about your ex as a coping mechanism you have developed over time can come in handy this weekend at Room’s Open Mic Night. Share all the jokes, poetry, and songs you have written with a supportive audience that won’t boo you off-stage if you suck. Register now to get yourself a spot on stage!

For more info, click here.

Karaoke Night at Room Art Space New Cairo

Are you single this Valentine’s Day? Then, call your friends and sing all your favourite heartbreak songs at Room New Cairo this Thursday. The best part is, there are offers for groups of five or ten but not for couples, so you’ll be safe from red balloons and teddy bears inside!

For more info, click here.

Boho Loho at Fayoum Oasis

Let’s face it; a romantic getaway can get boring, so we suggest a two-day party amid the desert. Party with 18 different DJs ready to keep you dancing all 48 hours. That’s not it, as Boho Loho has more activities and surprises for you!

For more info, click here.

Be My Valentine With NOLA at Sane

Want to do something different with your partner other than a fancy dinner? Save that box of chocolates for later and join NOLA and Sane as they host the most adorable Valentine’s event ever. You’ll be decorating your dessert and creating many Valentine-related arts and crafts. This event is not only for adults; you can take your kids or family members for family bonding activities!

For more info, click here.  

Friday

DJunkie at Cairo Jazz Club 610

Party like there’s no tomorrow with DJunkie and his nostalgic Arabic pop hits. A surprise guest will join the party, so make your reservations before all spots are reserved.

Send CJC 610 a FB message between 12-8 PM for reservations.

Msh Mawgoud at Rawabet Art Space

Episode six of Nadim, Essam, and Mokhtar’s podcast will be Valentine’s theme. The main question the podcast will try to answer is how love and passion can be conveyed in a stuffed teddy bear and a box of chocolates. So join them as they try to analyse how modern generations communicate love and hear their hot takes on the subject!

For more info, click here.

Saturday

Gawy & Mazeek at Cairo Jazz Club

The best vibes this Saturday are Gawy and Mazeek at CJC. Gawy will start the night with an exceptional performance of original Arabic fusion, with Mazeek taking the stage later with an upbeat tune.

For reservations, send CJC a FB message between 12-8 PM

Paint & Sip at The First Nile Boat

This must be the perfect date for any artsy couple. Nothing beats a nice date on a boat by the Nile as you both sip some drinks and paint beautiful scenery. Worry not, even if you are not that talented, as all skill levels are welcome. The art supplies you need are provided at the venue; you and your partner must make reservations!

For info & reservations, click here.

Slapsticks at Room Art Space New Cairo

Don’t spend this weekend crying and watching all the couples’ cute Instagram stories. Instead, wipe your tears and laugh with a lineup of five hilarious comedians, including Ahmed Magdy, Kerolos Azer, Ahmed Salem, Chadi Assil, and Saleh Sayem.

For more info, click here.

Art Cairo at Grand Egyptian Museum

For the artsy couples and aspiring artists, this weekend holds Art Cairo as they head to the Grand Egyptian Museum for a unique exhibit. Enjoy the beautiful creations featured at the display from February 11th until the 14th.

For more info, click here.