With darling of the ignorant, Abdel Fattah Al-Sisi, already picking fabrics and paints for his new digs at the presidential palace, many are fearing what could become of our already excreted-on civil liberties. I wouldn't dare suggest that the former general had anything to do with Bassem Yousef's show being axed - for fear of being kidnapped in the middle of the night - but one can't help but feel that there are many other evil forces at work in Egypt that need to be axed.

Ban people from making anymore 'Happy' videos.Khalas ba2a, kefayah.

Ban Ramez Galal, Ghada Abdel Razek & Lamis Hadidi from TV.Because they're all just awful.

Ban Media Republic and MO4 from launching any other 'lifestyle' websites.When will the war stop??

Ban nasal singing. I'm not talking about anyone in particular, of course...

Ban Fifi Abdou from Instagram

Put the phone down, Fifi.

Ban ana.Sorry, I couldn't help myself.