That mother of all superfluous non-celebrations called Hallowen is still a few weeks away, but Cairenes are already putting all manner of ridiculous costumes together. Over the last few years originality in the dressing-up department has lacked amongst Cairo's Halloween fanatics and it's about time we did something to ruffle a few feathers and freak out some squares, because, well, YOLO.

REDNECK SEXY

Let it all hang out.

POOP TROUSERS

You can also make your own poop trousers. It's easy: get one pair of trousers, then shit yourself. Voila!

BBW DANCER

I prefer to call this one the 'Egyptian Belly-Dancing Mother of Nine'.

HUMAN CENTIPEDE

Also works as a slightly awkward, yet totally worth it, group costume.

'ETHNIC' PENIS

This will only really work with tall people.

SNAKE CHARMER

Would you like to stroke my pet snake? Sorry.

BLOODY SANITARY PAD

The human body is beautiful.

PENIS HEAD & VAGINA FACE

It's genitalia on your face  - what's not to love?

MORSY & SISI

I don't mean any offence, I swear. Please don't have me kidnapped - I have reservations at Cairo Jazz Club this weekend.

MICHAEL JACKSON

God rest his gentle soul.

Stay tuned for more Halloween nonsense on the always informative and educational Cairo Gossip.