Women of Egypt have made it no secret that they all have a lady boner for General Al-Sisi, what with all the online stripteases and cookies.

Now, some genius of industry has unleashed Al-Sisi pyjamas so women all over the country can rest easy with with the army general's face embossed on their stomachs - boobs if you're an old fan.

As far as we know, the set only comes in a dashing neon lime green for now, so everyone in the house can appreciate the epicness of the ensemble. Those midnight bathroom trips are sure to be extra eventful for the whole family.

Photo courtesy of Al Masr El Youm/AlArabiya.net