Egyptian Twitter is undoubtedly a bizarre place, but it feels like the heat is making people hallucinate even more this week! Some tweets don’t make any sense, while others are absolute gibberish and funny. We understand both ends of the spectrum, though, as the heat is driving people out of their minds! So, since you’re here, why don’t we share a laugh at these Egyptian tweets and how they double as absolute nonsense?

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People who face traumatic experiences usually take time to recover, right? It’s understandable that these situations are challenging. However, when someone takes a number of “khawazee’” (which they then refer to as ‘trauma’), they start getting bitter and cynical! We can see this clearly in this tweet, as our fellow Egyptian Twitter user ensures us that his trauma has had a speedy recovery and is feeling better now! Yes, you read it right—according to the tweeter, his trauma surpassed him, and not the other way around!

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Prickly pears are sweet, refreshing summer fruits that most of us love! They are sold by street vendors in many spots around the city, though they’re not found everywhere. Someone on Egyptian Twitter wondered about this, asking why there are no prickly pear vendors on New Cairo’s El-Tes’een road? Another user replied to remind us of what is more bizarre about that road—there are no kiosks either! Why are you doing this to us, New Cairo?

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When the weather gets hot, the water in our pipes gets even hotter, especially the “shatafa” water! We know that this struggle is relatable to all of us. With that being the case, someone tweeted that the water now is as strong as a laser and can basically cut anything. In this weather, going to the bathroom without getting third-degree burns should be an Olympic sport!

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In case you don’t know, existential dread is what happens when you have a lot of fears about the meaning of life, your place in the world, and your inevitable death. It’s a bit dark, but don’t we all get that feeling? It’s a part of who we are. This Egyptian tweeter used this to ask a nonsensical question: If existential dread were a person, would you keep them on the bed with you, or would you leave them outside the room? Of course, we know that if it’s a real person, we’d definitely want to keep it out of our rooms and maybe out of our lives!